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zeldathemes

tbh i sadly really doubt varric will be a romance, im honestly just hoping for dorian pavus or iron bull S:

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  #fuck u benedict u suit wa=earing picasso spainting  
unclefather:

why must we play god

unclefather:

why must we play god

Banshee

Anonymous

  • Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

good question thanks for sending it to me anon!!! :) 

well aside from trying not to cry the entire time?????? id take them out to buy food/eat ANYWHERE all on me. and we’d go anywhere they want to and i’d tell them how much i love them! oh i am sad now! 

faerie, nymph, siren!


AWWW YEAH YOU SENT ME ONE THANK YOU <3

  • Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

oh! you know what be useful? getting away with passing high school with the gpa i need for college with the shit grades i have! Oh yes!

  • Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?

rly gross, jk i like to read a lot and pretend im a voice actor and read out loud all the time, in different accents (i like my spanish one) and i laugh at posts really obnoxiously!

  • Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

get viggo mortenson to sleep with me??? Hhaha WHAT DID I SAY THAT? 

great choice in monsters!

  #anyone wanna go camping???  

These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
  #please????  

chordati:

spicyshimmy:

*tips manifesto* m’age rights

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  #FUCK    #FUCKKKKKKK  

marcosfreckledbutt:

i was just playing dragon age 2 when i came across the ‘red lantern district’ so i thought “hell yeah let’s go there and frick frack” and i went up there and paid for a premium girl (which cost me 2 sovereigns idek how much that is, probably a whole lot) and the screen goes to black and the next thing i see is my character putting on their armor again like WHERE THE HELL DID THE SEX GO???

omg what if they did that because real sex in the dragon age universe is those awkward scenes from origin and they wanted to spare us

still, i feel you!

nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

modern age au where hawke just takes fenris to raves and science or space centers and lazer tag just to see his hair glow under a blacklight

  #fenris    #hawke    #hawke/fenris    #fenris romance    #WHAT ELSE DO I TAG THIS??    #dragon age    #da    #da2    #dragon age 2    #fenris x hawke    #femhawke    #sarcastic hawke    #etc